Thursday, May 8
Is this normal?
Boys!
It's nice that they're learning to play together, but ...
Playing in the backyard:
Inventor to Painter: Mr. Repairman, I need to fix my car.
Painter to Inventor: I'm the car breaker. I'm breaking your car.
I to P: NOOoo. I need to fix my car.
P to I: I'm going to break your car.
Playing in the living room:
Painter, while lying on top of Inventor: Here's a nice soft carpet.
I gets up.
P: Come back here carpet.
I, lying on top of P: Here's a nice soft carpet.
P gets up.
I: Come back here carpet.
This scene is from today. Yesterday it was lying on "nice soft grass" outside. The day before it was stepping on "the stairs".
Playing anywhere:
One of them: I'm shooting my bomb-shooter at you.
The other: I exploded your bomb shooter. I'm shooting poison at you.
The first: I ran away from your poison. I pushed the "die" button.
Or this:
First: I threw you in the trash.
Second: I threw you in the diaper pail.
First: You're kitty poop.
Second: You're a poopy diaper.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Help! I'm living in a house of lunatics and they're trying to turn me into one.
Or maybe I already am crazy and this is all normal.
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3 comments:
That is the funniest thing I have every heard/read. :) Per the lunatic comment.... you just figured this out? I love it! Stay sane.
ha ha ha ha!!! Love it. I guess I have all this to look forward to...
P.S. I'm sure once I'm there I'll be e-mailing you for advice!
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